Eli Schoop

Wrote about the most hyped album of 2024 and 2025.

On one of the best albums of 2024.

Album of the day piece on one of the best alive.

I separate the real haters from the fake.

Wrote about a breakcore legend.

Some music is dreamlike and some music is nightmarish, but where is the music for those bizarro dreams—the kind that feel like weird bowling alley animations, indescribable and perplexing? Enter Cryptooology, a record that’s baffling and thrilling, always making you second guess Yowie’s next move. It’s an album full of musical onomatopoeias; from the springy drums to the elastic guitars, songs are continually stretched and wrung to their absolute breaking point.
If you like free jazz, no wave...

My thoughts on the latest Taylor Swift.

Went to Dirty Mag's 7th release party.

Interviewed one of the best out.

Thought experiment on the musicality of the voice.

I still don't get country.

A great Japanese punk album.

The albums I hated the most in 2023.

A true story about a favor my dad asked of me.

As the title says.